Tabitha Tabloids latest Thoughts

Hola (oh-la) my dearest Diva Amigas!

Yours truly is headed for some much-needed R&R in Mexico! I will return soon, but before I go, I made a list of the top 10 things on my mind. Things that made me go hmmm and some social commentary on today’s hottest celebrities. Because I'm feeling a little tired, I promise to go easy on some of them...others not so much!

P.S. Thus far, hasn't the 2006 Hurricane Season been a little too quiet?

P.s.s. Much love to all the shoemakers! They really scored big with the fabulous wedges and platforms this season. But, they’ve totally ruined the “game” for all those players under 5'8! Oh well, as they say, "Don't hate the player, hate the game!"

Adios!

Silence of the Lambs

Has anyone noticed that Tom Cruise did not cruise by Harpo Studios to promote MI3? Why wouldn't he return to the scene of the crime to promote his movie, Katie and their baby? Not to mention, jump his ass on the sofa again? Did he and Miss Winfrey have a falling out? Was it because she had that crazy ass Brooke Shields on her show offhandedly doggin’ Tom out? For the record Tom, Miss Tabitha is on your side. I am predicting that maybe these two may have a trick up their sleeve and will surprise us all with a reunion this fall on a new season of the Oprah show. Whole Family Style with the entire family, including baby Suri …Stay tuned.....

Deja Vu?

Miss Tabitha is feeling like she's having
deja vu' moments, with flashbacks to the 70's!
Because when did Beyonce and Jay Z become the
new Peaches n Herb? Will every song they make
be a duet with each other?

MISS NEW BOOTY:

Didn't Janet Jackson's ass on the recent BET Awards look wwwwaaay too big;
Tabitha's thinking false or even padded! And speaking of booties,
do you think Ben Affleck ever misses J. Lo's big ass?
Because the new replacement Jen, has no ass at all!
He has to think about it sometime.......I bet he secretly
watches the Jenny from the block video.

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUTS!

Can someone please throw some black eyeliner and mascara on Jennifer
Anniston and Halle Berry! Both pretty girls, but why the
made-up-to-look-natural-look? BORING! You're Movie
Stars for God's Sake-can you please glamorize
yourselves! Think old Hollywood Glamour, i.e. Sophia
Loren, Elizabeth Taylor. Especially you Jen. You are
in post break up look damn good mode; plus you're
going up against the Big Lip Bandit herself, aka, Ms.
Angelina Jolie- Brad Pitt's baby mama! HELLO!!!!
Get it together! I do give mad props for your other
break up strategy, bangin Brad's former co-star! I
always say the best way to get over one man, is to
get on top of another!!!! You go girl....but keep in mind
you represent all the average looking girls across
America- they look up to you, so change that hair, go
for a sultry eye!