BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUTS!

Can someone please throw some black eyeliner and mascara on Jennifer
Anniston and Halle Berry! Both pretty girls, but why the
made-up-to-look-natural-look? BORING! You're Movie
Stars for God's Sake-can you please glamorize
yourselves! Think old Hollywood Glamour, i.e. Sophia
Loren, Elizabeth Taylor. Especially you Jen. You are
in post break up look damn good mode; plus you're
going up against the Big Lip Bandit herself, aka, Ms.
Angelina Jolie- Brad Pitt's baby mama! HELLO!!!!
Get it together! I do give mad props for your other
break up strategy, bangin Brad's former co-star! I
always say the best way to get over one man, is to
get on top of another!!!! You go girl....but keep in mind
you represent all the average looking girls across
America- they look up to you, so change that hair, go
for a sultry eye!